WOW, I'm Good My Flower Garden is The Best On my Street Should I become A Botanist?
The question is can I smell your flower??
because you don't need to be a botanist you can hire me as your gardener!! hows dat?
Reply:maybe if it intrests u
Reply:Do you have a penis fly trap?
Reply:You have so many talents that you can be anything you want.
Reply:No - join the homeowners association. Then you can walk around and grade everybody ELSE'S lawn. You can even be the treasurer and buy a bunch of rainbow ribbons, explaining to the association that the multi-colored ribbons were less expensive that the standard blue ribbons. Tick off your Bible tossing, tree planting, homophobic neighbor by giving them a rainbow ribbon for their tree. (Then fine them the following week for messing up the neighborhood)
Reply:I'm with castle here, you can be whatever you want!!!! I'm in AWE!
Reply:Nah, just an herbalist. We all know the "flowers" you grow can be smoked!
Reply:The Busy Botanist - No Time For Love
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Yeah, you go do Botany
When someone comes askin
Hey you got any?
You'd be too busy
An' just a li'l dizzy
Over these wild weeds
And those crazy seeds
And one day, when your roses bloom
Your time's gone
You'll have had not any! :-P
Reply:where do you live?....you had leaves blowing in your yard now your flowers look good?....here in Chicago everything is still dead and brown.....I'm coming over.....no you should not become a botanist....it will take your time away from us....
Reply:yes, than we can have sex in the busches
Reply:That or a cranky elderly couple. Live the dream, Tracer.
Reply:Can you plant my Helianthus annuus ?
Reply:Great (and even with your neighbor's leaves blowing across).
Botony is a good field (but doesn't pay that well). On the other hand professional landscapers make quite a lot of $$$.
Reply:No honey, school will take too much of your time away from here. We need your joy and silliness!
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