Is God mad at me, my flower garden is overwhelmed with weeds, should I have the Pope bless my Miracle grow?

LOL...Maybe I should ask him to come bless my bush.
Is God mad at me, my flower garden is overwhelmed with weeds, should I have the Pope bless my Miracle grow?
no ..you need to stop trying to blame your problems on God....and Miracle Grow.....and realize you don't know anything about a flower garden...the weeds don't go away by them self ...you need to get on your knees.....and get your hands in the dirt , pull the weeds and and stop blaming , and realize if your flowers still don't grow then it's your fault. you are a plant killer
Reply:Weeds are just plants that are growing where you don't want them to grow! Pull up the weeds and mulch 4 in. deep with straw around the flowers you want to grow.
Reply:It's not that God doesn't like you; it's that God loves weeds.
Reply:Tee hee?
Reply:Good Question.

Lets suppose we live in a medium that reacts like the law of physics, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The reaction which you call weeds is you successfully getting the medium to react to your actions. No one is angry, this is just a law you have personified. I suggest planting some different seeds in a different garden with better suited soil.
Reply:Yes, God is very upset with you, better contact the Pope immediately. You can reach the Pope at 1-(800)-The-Pope, operators are standing by.
Reply:Miracle grow is the work of the devil. You need Roundup.
Reply:Have the Grand Wizard of the Baptist Church bless it. You'll be glad you did.
Reply:Yes you should. In fact you can e-mail him with your request (seriously).... benedictxvi@vatican.va
Reply:go buy some yourself...first mow down the weeds
Reply:Have him come over to my house to do something about the rabbits eating all my flowers.
Reply:yeah, he blessed some cars, so i dont see why he couldnt bless fertilizer.
Reply:Here is a solution.

Get a life.

Weed your garden.

Get a life.
Reply:nah. the only thing you need to bless your garden is weedkiller
Reply:LMAO! are you kidding me with this crap?!!?!? lol

you made me laff! yay!
Reply:Yes, God is mad at you.. run, do not walk to the nearest HQ and buy some Miracle Gro.. you don't know what He could make those plants do to you as punishment!
Reply:wtf? NO! The pope isn't going to help your garden. pull out all the weeds, get a weed killer thing, and your garden will be fine. Just because some random trivial thing went wrong in your life does not mean some higher being is upset at you. that's what all the ancient people believed, which is why they made sacrefices.
Reply:Just be glad you don't have a plague of locusts.
Reply:No. God is not mad at you and having the Pope bless your Miracle Gro will only make many more weeds. Hand pick the little monters out by the root. Do this every 4 days (before they go to seed) for at least 2 weeks and then at least once a week thereafter. Dispose of the weeds in a separate container and discard them ... but not into the compost if you can help it.
Reply:Obviously, it is a sign from God that he s you since you have weeds. No one else on the face of the planet has weeds in their gardens. It would be completely practical and worth while to have the Pope go out of his way to bless your miracle grow. After all, he is a miracle worker and not just the leader of the Catholic church. Your flower garden should be his number one priority.
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