Can you fill in the blank? "I found a ____ buried in my flower garden and man was it worth a lot of money!"

A golden dildo?

Can you fill in the blank? "I found a ____ buried in my flower garden and man was it worth a lot of money!"
A hand closed up in a fist. After I opened the fist, there was a rare cold coin it was holding!
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Reply:hehehehe this is a true story--I found a huge quartz crystal the size of my hand and fairly clear and very pretty after I washed it up and I sold it to some hippies for $100 . Found it while digging a hole for a rose bush. I am always finding small crystals in my flower bed.
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