Sunday, January 22, 2012

When your neighbors are drunks, how do you discourage them from passing out in your flower garden?

spray paint them to match the rest of the garden.
When your neighbors are drunks, how do you discourage them from passing out in your flower garden?
That's awful. lol but I am picturing it in my head, and it is kinda funny. too bad you can't et a motion sensored thing that makes loud menacing barking noises or turns sprinklers on or something when they enter your flower beds....... itching powder???? Good luck with that, if all else fails call the police...
Reply:next time they do it call the police anonymous, and report some one is intoxicated, they get arrested, a ticket, or a good talking to depending on where you live
Reply:Raspberry bushes and oldtime roses have lots of thorns

Strategic placement of animal waste

Ants

Water the garden when they are around so it is WET

Fertilize the neighbor with a mixture of Ammonia-detergent-hot peppers-sour milk
Reply:Tell your neighbours that you will pee on the plants.

Actually that's a very good fertilizer.
Reply:Rottweiller
Reply:put up a fence or wake them up the next morning by squirting them in the face with your waterhose
Reply:start growing a bunch of cactuses
Reply:make the flowers roses....
Reply:I don't have drunk neighbors.

lol
Reply:plant a lot of cactus
Reply:have a gun ready. lol jk
Reply:put up a fence

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